Yo, Wendy--is the internet for porn or what?

I have french toast! Also Red Bull! It is the breakfast of champions! Or maybe just me!

Speaking of Red Bull, Ben came home with a can of "Pimp Juice" this weekend. I am enthralled. Is it for pimps? By pimps? Made with 100% Fresh-squeezed Florida Pimps?

Speaking of Pimps--JimPants, Trix and I were discussing country music on Saturday, and I told them that my new favorite country song is "I Miss Back When," and sang them the chorus, which-a goes a-little somethin like this:

"Back when a hoe was a hoe
A Coke was a coke
And crack's what you were doing
When you were making jokes
Back when a screw was a screw
The wind was all that blew
And when you said I'm down with that
Well it meant you had the flu
I miss back when...."

JimPants listens to the whole chorus with his face all screwed up. Trix and I are still discussing, and a few seconds later, JimPants goes "OH! LIKE A FARMING IMPLEMENT! I thought he meant, like, 'Back in my day we had reeeeeal whoooooores!'"


I am wearing my pretty new pink button-down (#4) today, and no one has yet told me how pretty I look. Why are there no girls in my office today? *sulk*

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